Music News- Issue 207

Misery Business

Hayley Williams, the Christian lead singer of emo rockband Paramore, has been left red faced after accidentally uploading a topless photo of herself onto Twitter.

The photo, which features the flame-haired singer staring seductively at the camera, appears to have been taken by the lady herself. Within minutes she received messages such as ‘WTF?!’ and ‘R U crazy?’ Williams claims that she did not post the photo. “Well…my night just changed drastically, got hacked,” she later tweeted. Despite quickly removing the photo, the singer couldn’t stop the image being spread virally across the Internet.

Williams has thanked fans for their support following the incident. However many have expressed doubts as to whether her account was really hacked, with some suggesting that is unlikely that someone would have been able to gain access both to the photo and her account.

The current story is that Hayley was trying to direct message her boyfriend, which suggests that Williams maybe needs a little more Twitter practice before she sheds her clothes in
future.

N-Dubz Kick Off

FOLLOWING last issue’s revelation that N-Dubz frontman Dappy had been caught taking the drug mephadrone, the trio have managed to further their amiable reputation by getting involved in a “foul mouthed row” with Lethal Bizzle at a celebrity charity football tournament, Soccer 6.

This time it was moody brunette Tulisa’s turn to prove her ladylike credentials by shouting abuse at the UK rapper. The artists have been involved in previous skurmishes following Bizzle’s claims that the band stole part of their hit song ‘I Need You Now’ from one of his demos. Bizzle was reportedly minding his own business when Tulisa yelled “We’re gonna f**king do you!”

However, on a more positive note, Tulia triumphed in the female final of the soccer competition.

Mac Attack

Ex-Beatle and happy divorcee Paul McCartney, 67, had to be rescued by the police last week after his tour bus was attacked by thugs in Mexico City.

Whilst touring Mexico, the singer and his crew passed through a decidedly dodgy area of the city when a gang of teenagers stopped his coach, climbed onto the roof and started jumping up and down. His security initially believed them to be a swarm of fans, but once the youths scaled the bus, the situation changed dramatically. and the police were called.

According to a source, “Paul was very shaken up” but has since recovered. Following a concert at The Whitehouse, fans will be relieved to hear he is now in the safe hands of Leader of the Free World, possible superhero and all round good guy, President Obama.

Freeze me baby one more time

Superstar Britney Spears has looked into being cryogenically frozen after her death, in the hope that she can be brought back to life in the future.

Spears has apparently been researching the Alcor Life Extension Foundation, an organsiation who freeze bodies in liquid nitrogen. She allegedly plans to donate $350,000 to the foundation.

Despite, at one stage, considering having her ashes turned to diamonds, Spears appears to have settled upon the cryogenics route after falling victim to the urban myth about Walt Disney’s frozen head. Sources say Britney recently spent a trip to Disneyland researching the matter whilst a nanny took her children around the theme park.