Drinking to Fifa 2010

This can be played by two or more players and requires a few drinks of your choice. Before the kick-off, players must drink two fingers if they play as any five-star rated team (e.g. Manchester United, Barcelona). This is purely in the interests of leveling things a little.

Gameplay: You drink if…
1) You commit a foul (1 finger).
2) Receive a yellow card (2 fingers).
3) Receive a red card (4 fingers).
4) Give away a penalty (2 fingers).
5) Miss a penalty (4 fingers).
6) Score from a header (2 fingers).
7) Make tactical changes outside the half-time break (2 fingers).
8) Score an own goal (finish the drink).

Other players drink if…
1) Injure an opponent (2 fingers).
2) You hit the crossbar or post (1 finger).
3) Score a lob (2 fingers).
4) You score (4 fingers).
5) You win with a terrible team, e.g. Tranmere, Peterborough (4 fingers).

Celebrations:
1) The Robot. No-one likes you. Drink three fingers.
2) Any of the backflips (not the cartwheel) incurs a four finger penalty for the opponent – mess it up however and you drink two fingers.
3) When celebrating with a bow opposition players must applaud in a gentlemanly fashion – failure to do so incurs a two finger penalty.

And finally, the commentary. Fifa has been host to some incredibly suspect commentary in the past few years, and as such all players must drink one finger where any of the following occurs: – Either commentator excitedly shouts a players name e.g. ‘ROOOOONEY!’ or ‘It’s the unmissable Robbie Savage’.