Fall Out Boy Fall Out
Sensitive eyeliner wearing teens have been thrown into disarray by suggestions from touchy Fall Out Boy bassist and eye candy Pete Wentz that he plans to leave the group. The distressingly successful emotional rockers may have sold over 12 million albums since they first appeared on the scene in 2001 but it seems that this may not be enough for Wentz who has stated that ‘I don’t know the future of Fall Out Boy’.
In a series of worryingly introspective posts on his blog Wentz described feeling “lost” and “confused” claiming that after seven years in the band a sudden loss of purpose had plunged him into “despair”. In his most recent post Wentz remains cryptic, simply saying “as far as I know Fall Out Boy is on a break.”
Split rumours seem confirmed by curiously confrontational posts on the earnest bassist’s twitter page that selflessly call on furious fans to “blame it all on me, ’cause I can take it. If you only knew how I felt.” Sob.
Eavis Dropping
It’s that time of year again. Although the festival isn’t until June and the full official lineup won’t be revealed until nearer the time, Glastonbury rumours are already flying thick and fast. U2 and Jack Johnson have already confirmed and other high profile acts that have been tipped include Stevie Wonder and Muse.
At a recent function, festival organiser Michael Eavis is reported to have confirmed that Muse had been given one of the headline slots and described the appearace of Wonder as ‘probable’.
Other acts that have been dropping not so subtle hints include Hot Chip, Vampire Weekend and Corinne Bailey Rae. This year’s festival, the 40th anniversary, will be held at Pilton farm fron 23rd to 27th June. Tickets sold out in a single day upon their release .
Lady Wa-wa
Lady Gaga, the shy retiring songstress famous for such demure ditties as Poker Face and Bad Romance, has revealed that she was so overwhelmed by dueting with Elton John that she was reduced to tears.
The two divas performed together at this years grammy awards in a spectaculer duet sat either side of a giant piano which then sprouted hands. Lady Gaga described her excitement afterwards saying, “I ruined all of my make-up right before the show… I was just so happy.”
The night only got better for the peroxide blonde popstar when she picked up awards for Best Electronica/Dance Album for her debut ‘Fame’ and Best Electronica/Dance Song for Poker Face.
Like A Virgin
Reports suggest that queen of pop Madonna’s relationship with toyboy boyfriend Jesus Luz has ended because he considers her to be ‘too old’.
The couple, who met on a photoshoot in 2008 soon after Madonna’s eight year marriage to Guy Ritchie collapsed, have apparently split after model Lutz, 28, shockingly decided that he had little in common with the 51 year old consumate diva.
A source told The Sun that the couple simply ran out of things to talk about, saying “how it even lasted a year seems like a miracle to a lot of people.”