21.40

And I rewrote that bit twice because I’m drunk.

21.39

Right I’m off for the night.

Thank you for a very difficult 90 minutes. Very difficult. But don’t worry, we’ll be back next week for the final TV debate and we will be on THE BBC. As we paid for it, it has to be good, so you know it makes sense…

21.38

Right I’m off for the night.

Thank you for a very difficult 90 minutes. Very difficult. But don’t worry, we’ll be back next week for the final TV debate and we will be on THE BBC. As we paid for it, it has to be good, so you know it makes sense.

21.36

You know what… I don’t want to come across as a perv.

21.35

Clare is from Essex and loves lapdancing.

21.34

don’t worry payment is 100% secure and there are NO CONTRACTS AND NO COMMITMENTS.

21.34

Comment:

Hands up who’s

b) wishing they HAD in fact watched something 25 channels up…

THERE IS STILL TIME.

21.33

Wow thats a very sexy image outside image of the debate. Its like thats thing during the Golden Jubilee when that guy played the guitar from the roof

21.32

Lets ALL shake hands with each other

grgrgrrgrgrgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgrgrgrrgrgrgrgrgrrgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr

21.32

Bloody hell.. that was dodgy

21.32

Bloody hell.. that was dodgy

21.32

Thanks to the wooden structures that we have imported as an audience.

21.32

Thanks to the wooden structures that we have imported as an audience.

21.31

She’s revealing a little bit of leggy

21.30

Keely is on one channel. She’s only charging £1.50 a minute. *editors can we use our own funds*

21.30

Keely is on one channel. She’s only charging £1.50 a minute. *editors can we use our own funds*

21.29

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww mate can we review Red Hot Wives that would be SO much more livening.

21.29

oh no no no no no no (Churchill Dog Reference)

21.27

Final Twitter Update
@mrchrisaddison: “You can’t deport 900,000 people – you don’t know where they live.” That’s genuinely funny. #LeadersDebate
No bloody clue on Immigration – all failed #leadersdebate
Chobr Adam Boulton seems to have put on about 10 pounds during the course of the debate. #LeadersDebate

21.27

Final Twitter Update
@mrchrisaddison: “You can’t deport 900,000 people – you don’t know where they live.” That’s genuinely funny. #LeadersDebate
No bloody clue on Immigration – all failed #leadersdebate
Chobr Adam Boulton seems to have put on about 10 pounds during the course of the debate. #LeadersDebate

21.24

This is the most painful ninety minutes that I have ever watched on television

21.23

Borders along the M5 would be quite stupid. I mean imagine the queues before that Indian Queens on the way down to North Devon.

21.23

Borders along the M5 would be quite stupid. I mean imagine the queues before that Indian Queens on the way down to North Devon.

21.21

AND WHAT DO POINTS MEAN?

21.20

or girls (equality)

21.20

I have to say if you turn up twenty five channels you will find something very exciting.

Its past 9pm boys.

21.20

I have to say if you turn up twenty five channels you will find something very exciting.

Its past 9pm boys.

21.19

I really cant do any jokes about immigrants I really cant

*downs half a bottle of cider*

21.16

IMMIGRANTS….

21.14

Shit, I dropped a bit of biscuit in me brew… #Nicksfault
@jonworth: Hmm, Greece is 1/6 of the size of UK. So UK and Greece have same deficit makes UK look OK actually. #leadersdebate

@sciamachy: Anyone else notice how Murdoch’s compere keeps cutting off Nick Clegg & giving Cameron the last word? #LeadersDebate

21.12

David is a risk apparently because of his economic policy. Nick is a risk because of his nuclear weapons.
Bloody hell.

21.12

David is a risk apparently because of his economic policy. Nick is a risk because of his nuclear weapons.
Bloody hell.

21.11

THANKS WEBMASTER.

LET’S MAKE HIM OUR RUPERT MURDOCH COS HE’S SO FRICKIN AMAZING.

21.11

THANKS WEBMASTER.

LET’S MAKE HIM OUR RUPERT MURDOCH COS HE’S SO FRICKIN AMAZING.

21.10

http://www.moneymad.org/david_cameron_poster_queen.jpg

Just to mention again. This is the best conservative poster I have ever seen.
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgrgrgrgrgrgrrvgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgrgrgrgrgrggrgrr

21.09

We did shoot marry and shag last week. Where does everyone stands this week?
x

21.08

Oh NO I’ve ruined everything again.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrr…. webmaster??

21.07

THIS IS AMAZING.

Btw York Vision is impartial. People take the piss out of the other two as well.

21.06

TWITTER ALERT

@jocaulfield: Oh my god, I just switched to the “Best Cameron Poster EVAR” trending topic and saw this. Incredible: http://bit.ly/9S6sXW

21.06

Financial difficulties. Hung Parliament. Political Difficulties. Talent.
Blah blah blah blah…

21.03

Kelly comment: ohhhh errrr it’s all getting a bit tasty now! dave’s taking the gloves off!

Oh grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrggrgrrrrrrr

21.03

Kelly comment: ohhhh errrr it’s all getting a bit tasty now! dave’s taking the gloves off!

Oh grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrgrggrgrrrrrrr

21.02

David Camerons is getting his gloves off. About opticians and free eye tests.

About a year ago I found that I needed glasses. And when I put them on it was like DEAR GOD EVERYTHING IS IN HD

21.02

David Camerons is getting his gloves off. About opticians and free eye tests.

About a year ago I found that I needed glasses. And when I put them on it was like DEAR GOD EVERYTHING IS IN HD

21.02

David Camerons is getting his gloves off. About opticians and free eye tests.

About a year ago I found that I needed glasses. And when I put them on it was like DEAR GOD EVERYTHING IS IN HD

21.01

I really wish they could do a poll in the audience of facial expressions. Certainly would give a clearer picture.

21.01

I really wish they could do a poll in the audience of facial expressions. Certainly would give a clearer picture.

21.00

I really don’t like David Cameron looking into the camera. “We shouldn’t be frightening people in this election campaign.”

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……..

21.00

I really don’t like David Cameron looking into the camera. “We shouldn’t be frightening people in this election campaign.”

Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr……..

20.58

Mary looks rejected now. She’s been rejected for someone who’s blatently out of her league.

20.58

Mary looks rejected now. She’s been rejected for someone who’s blatently out of her league.

20.57

Rrarararrarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrarararararrarararaararara Baby Tiger rararaararararrarrarrrararrrrrraraar

20.57

Rrarararrarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrarararararrarararaararara Baby Tiger rararaararararrarrarrrararrrrrraraar

20.57

Oh he’s adopting the whole Nick Clegg thing with looking into the camera.
Ooooooooooohhhhhh…….

This feels weird

20.57

Oh he’s adopting the whole Nick Clegg thing with looking into the camera.
Ooooooooooohhhhhh…….

This feels weird

20.56

I think sky gets the most boring bits of all of the other bits of the debates

20.56

I think sky gets the most boring bits of all of the other bits of the debates

20.54

Shhhhh.. if people keep talking about the expenses scandal anymore we are going to give the Daily Telegraph AT LEAST another three days of front page covers

20.54

Shhhhh.. if people keep talking about the expenses scandal anymore we are going to give the Daily Telegraph AT LEAST another three days of front page covers

20.54

Twitter
@charltonbrooker I can’t not stare at Brown’s ears.
mrjimBob Did Cameron say we need to fuck the police? #leadersdebate
This is the worst Kraftwerk gig EVER #LeadersDebate

20.54

Twitter
@charltonbrooker I can’t not stare at Brown’s ears.
mrjimBob Did Cameron say we need to fuck the police? #leadersdebate
This is the worst Kraftwerk gig EVER #LeadersDebate

20.54

Twitter
@charltonbrooker I can’t not stare at Brown’s ears.
mrjimBob Did Cameron say we need to fuck the police? #leadersdebate
This is the worst Kraftwerk gig EVER #LeadersDebate

20.51

Twitter
@charltonbrooker I can’t not stare at Brown’s ears.
mrjimBob Did Cameron say we need to fuck the police? #leadersdebate
This is the worst Kraftwerk gig EVER #LeadersDebate

20.51

Twitter
@charltonbrooker I can’t not stare at Brown’s ears.
mrjimBob Did Cameron say we need to fuck the police? #leadersdebate
This is the worst Kraftwerk gig EVER #LeadersDebate

20.51

Twitter
@charltonbrooker I can’t not stare at Brown’s ears.
mrjimBob Did Cameron say we need to fuck the police? #leadersdebate
This is the worst Kraftwerk gig EVER #LeadersDebate

20.50

YEAH MARY YOU DESERVE BETTER.

20.50

YEAH MARY YOU DESERVE BETTER.

20.50

YEAH MARY YOU DESERVE BETTER.

20.50

Yes. I can confirm. Mary has got her on facebook group already.

20.50

Yes. I can confirm. Mary has got her on facebook group already.

20.50

Yes. I can confirm. Mary has got her on facebook group already.

20.49

Lets be open and transparent with Mary

20.49

Lets be open and transparent with Mary

20.49

Lets be open and transparent with Mary

20.48

Get stuck in!

20.48

Get stuck in!

20.48

Get stuck in!

20.48

Are they all hitting on her?

20.48

Are they all hitting on her?

20.48

Are they all hitting on her?

20.48

That Daily Telegraph is bollocks UTTER BOLLOCKS. So… errr…… lets move on.

20.48

That Daily Telegraph is bollocks UTTER BOLLOCKS. So… errr…… lets move on.

20.48

That Daily Telegraph is bollocks UTTER BOLLOCKS. So… errr…… lets move on.

20.47

Are we only half way through? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..

20.47

Are we only half way through? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..

20.47

Are we only half way through? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…..

20.47

I have to say these days I am getting more annoyed about the expenses scandal than actually the scandal itself.

20.47

I have to say these days I am getting more annoyed about the expenses scandal than actually the scandal itself.

20.47

I have to say these days I am getting more annoyed about the expenses scandal than actually the scandal itself.

20.45

I don’t want to give her any power. She’s mental.

20.45

I don’t want to give her any power. She’s mental.

20.45

I don’t want to give her any power. She’s mental.

20.44

WHO GIVES A MONKEY ABOUT SCOTLAND?

I have to say I liked the other man who ran the debate better. HE GAVE IT SOME SPUNK.

20.44

WHO GIVES A MONKEY ABOUT SCOTLAND?

I have to say I liked the other man who ran the debate better. HE GAVE IT SOME SPUNK.

20.44

WHO GIVES A MONKEY ABOUT SCOTLAND?

I have to say I liked the other man who ran the debate better. HE GAVE IT SOME SPUNK.

20.42

OM NOM NOM OMmosexuality-

20.42

OM NOM NOM OMmosexuality-

20.42

OM NOM NOM OMmosexuality-

20.41

twitter
wokeuphere #LeadersDebate – ‘we love you all, whether you’re Christian, Jew, or ‘miscellanious”- on a side note, lets ambush the Pope
@mrchrisaddison: Question with three identical answers. I wish at least one of them had said that they like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope. #LeadersDebate
GB must be borin them in Bristol some1 is already yawnin #LeadersDebate

20.41

twitter
wokeuphere #LeadersDebate – ‘we love you all, whether you’re Christian, Jew, or ‘miscellanious”- on a side note, lets ambush the Pope
@mrchrisaddison: Question with three identical answers. I wish at least one of them had said that they like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope. #LeadersDebate
GB must be borin them in Bristol some1 is already yawnin #LeadersDebate

20.41

twitter
wokeuphere #LeadersDebate – ‘we love you all, whether you’re Christian, Jew, or ‘miscellanious”- on a side note, lets ambush the Pope
@mrchrisaddison: Question with three identical answers. I wish at least one of them had said that they like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope. #LeadersDebate
GB must be borin them in Bristol some1 is already yawnin #LeadersDebate

20.37

Catholic funtimes. CONDOMS!

20.37

Catholic funtimes. CONDOMS!

20.37

Catholic funtimes. CONDOMS!

20.36

Don’t worry about America. We cant fly there at the mo so why bother?

20.36

Don’t worry about America. We cant fly there at the mo so why bother?

20.36

Don’t worry about America. We cant fly there at the mo so why bother?

20.35

DC: Those might be seven fucking good words. You have no idea.

20.35

DC: Those might be seven fucking good words. You have no idea.

20.35

And back to Europe again. This is hell isn’t it?

20.34

There might be powercuts by 2017. Don’t worry. iPod batteries should have been improved that much so we should be able to listen to at least 4 hours worth of music .

20.31

Twitter
@mrchrisaddison: “I have been to Afghanistan a few times. Every time you’re blown away.” Nice phrasing, Dave. #LeadersDebate
David Cameron’s mouth looks exactly like my cat’s arse. #leadersdebate
@rorysutherland: #LeadersDebate Clegg’s kids presumably travel with huge quantities of maraccas, castanets and vast legs of ham. Must be tough.

20.30

I actually got emotionally excited when I heard a plane for the first time yesterday. I was like. WHATS THAT SOUND?

20.29

Lets all use the train today.

20.27

Afghanistan x 1
Greensbury x 1

20.27

Someone in ZEE comments:

‘I’ve been to Afganistan four times.’ Very good Dave. How many times have YOU been Scott?

Twelve times. And you know what. I LOVED IT.

20.26

Sorry my internet died there. nickcleggsfault#

20.24

There is a debate drinking game mulling around on the internet:

Cameron blamed something on bureaucracy. DRINK! #leadersdebate #debatedrinkinggame
Someone (anyone) said “let’s be honest”. DRINK! #leadersdebate #debatedrinkinggame

Any drinking games anyone. We need something to lighten the mood about fiscal monetary policy and how we all might die on Christmas day.

20.22

OH YES IT HAS STARTED.

Where I have been but you haven’t count has been launched
David Cameron: Afghanistan x1

20.21

I am already opening my second bottle of cider.

This section of the debate is sponsored by Magners.
x

20.20

Twitter Update
michaelhogan: Brown pronounces it Arcadia – like Top Shop are terrorists or a Duran Duran side project have bombs #leadersdebate
caitlinmoran- Is it the HD, or does Cameron look like he’s laid off the Botox, to “de-buttock” his face, this week?
RT @mrchrisaddison: Clegg plays anti-paedophile card as pro-European argument. That should confuse the Daily Mail. = EPIC! #LeadersDebate

20.18

Now heading towards more familiar ground. The whole fun-time shennanigunsgunsguns with Afghanistan.

This a barrell of laughs.

20.16

Nick and Dave in a bath together. Imagine.

Thanks Emily Fairbairn. You should be locked up where these fun rascist homophobic tree hugging EU MEPS are.

20.15

MY TWO YOUNG BOYS AT BATHTIME.

Jesus.

20.14

Homophobia and the EU wasnt what I was expecting either.

20.11

Copenhagen. Repatriating Parties. Security. Terrorism. Fighting with Europe. Thatcher.
Everyone wins!

20.11

The link between paedophilia and EU was certainly that I wasn’t expecting

20.10

My god this is more boring at the moment than dancing with your dead uncle whilst watching repeats of Arthur on CBBCC.

20.08

oh wait no the audience is dead again

20.07

Lets All Stand Up For Milton Keynes

20.06

The minute I heard EU something shivvered down my spine.

20.05

Everyone looks less dead this week. There is youth!

20.04

what is the point of the ticker?
what is the point of the ticker?
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what is the point of the ticker?
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what is the point of the ticker?
what is the point of the ticker?
what is the point of the ticker?

20.03

Kelly Holt:
Gordon has had a haircut. Emily Fairbairn has adopted the air of a wise grandmother and just told me…

Haircut- improvement? Discuss.

20.03

TIE WATCH. WHAT A LOVELY SHADE OF PURPLE.

x

20.02

General Issues will consist of your mother, your face and your future.

20.01

Isn’t he David Dimbleby with a bit of weight on?

20.00

THE TIMES IS ANALYSING THE DEBATE TOMORROW BLOW BY BLOW

Wow.

19.58

I will be updating you with some funky twitter feeds tonight, letting you know what witty people are thinking during debates itself.

Also I havent seen the set yet, but I hope it will be better than the Jasper Carrott Golden Balls embarrassment of last week.

19.54

GOD WHEN WILL THIS BOLLOCKS OF A BANTER SESSION END?

19.18

OH MY GOD.
Last week was the first debate on the television. How historical that was. It felt as if it was just last week.

Tonight Sky has been screaming that it is Britains FIRST HIGH-DEF TELEVISION DEBATE.

I would have loved it though if it was 3D. That would have made the debate rather interesting to read.

19.12

My prediction about the topics raised in the “foreign affairs” special tonight:

95% Afghanistan
2% Iraq
(3% America, EU, China, North Korea, Iran, Australia, Iceland, The Commonwealth)

18.52

My drinks of choice for tonight is Bulmers / Magners / Strongbow and others. Vision is also impartial in what it drinks.

18.50

Let us now take a helicopter shot of building where everyone is inside

18.48

Can we launch a missile for Bristol and kill all of the political commentators please?

18.46

Sorry that the times are a bit off for the mo. The blog thinks that we are reporting from france.

This is a volcano friendly blog.

18.44

Catch it on sky.com/news. Its more flashy than the flash man flashing.

18.42

There are so many epic pauses tonight when they talk from one person on one camera to another for interviews.
You’d think that they are MILLIONS MILES away. But no they are just above them, like 6 metres away.

This is so annoying.
Its just like when you are watching the Ten O’Clock News Live from Downing Street, then Huw Edwards says ‘Now let’s cross over to Downing Street’.
WHY… THEY ARE MILLLLLIMETRES AWAY.

18.39

Apparently Nick Clegg will be centre stage tonight, David Cameron on the left and Gordon Brown on the right. Why GB still in the left? Cos he can’t look out of his right eye.
#omgfacts

18.37

UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL IN HIGH DEFINITION. EVERY BEAD OF SWEAT.

God. The sexy sexy channels can follow on with this new technology

18.33

Car adverts are bollocks. Just bollocks. Who makes this crap.

18.32

Stop The War Coalition is outside. I thought it was my neighbours having a wicked party

18.30

Let’s sum up the last 18 hours of Sky News rolling coverage of the up and coming election debate:
- Will Nick Clegg’s bubble burst? Maybe it will / Maybe it wont
- Will Gordon Brown appear more decisive? Maybe he will / Maybe he wont
- Will David Cameron have a better face this week? Maybe he will / Maybe he wont
- Is this a historic High Definition TV Debate that will revolutionise everything like nothing before only on Sky News? Yes.
- Are we filling up time? We are outside in the sun, looking at the water. Oh look there’s a dog. This a day that will revolutionise modern television like nothing before. Let us tell you our top headline. Yes we are live at the TV Election Debates? Here it is sunny… and in 4 hours time the debates will begin. Now let’s ask… Will Nick Clegg’s bubble burst?

18.20

LETS ALL SPONSOR A LION. SKY WILL MATCH OUR DONATION.

17.28

Tonight the debate will come from Bristol. I don’t think it will be a bit like Skins.

In fact if you ever meet someone young from Bristol do you ever ask them whether their life is like Skins?
I just can’t avoid asking.

17.18

Oh I thought of letting you know now…

You can watch the stream on the Sky News website, but it would most probably tell you that it is taking a long time to buffer, even on fast internet speeds.
Thus change the settings to media. You would lose a little bit of the quality, but it is Sky News.

17.16

I have just gone on to the Sky News website..
It’s all very exciting… they have a MASSIVE countdown clock and everything.
So much so that when it counts down to zero I am expecting Rupert Murdoch to explode or something.

TWO HOURS FIFTY MINUTES LEFT AND COUNTING…. *it screams*

alright. I’ll just have my tea thanks.

11.07

HELLO THERE
I am back, albeit after the worst hangover I have endured in recent months thanks to the last one, for the second York Vision debate LIVEBLOG. If you didn’t latch on to the last liveblog please don’t despair. We have a simple and straightforward ethic detailed here:

The whole point of this blog is to see whether the TV debates can ever really influence our votes as well as judge whether it can alter the way that state politics is communicated to the electorate. It is also a great excuse to get pissed and make fun of everything and everybody.

Now it won’t be on ITV this time. Oh don’t worry you don’t have to watch that ever again. This time we will be observing the blog on the Murdoch 24/7 aka. Sky News. You can find the stream here. I have also been informed though that you can also watch it on the BBC News Channel (through the BBC News Website), BBC World if still give a toss about British politics now that you are a migrant against your own will in Madrid (Volcano News Reference) and BBC Radio 4 (after Joe Grundy executes a sheep on The Archers).

Please be here prompt from around 7.45 as the thing starts from 20:00. BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG (if you only follow analogue clocks)

Scott
Vision TV Editor

09.10