Library has yet another set of library doors installed

The university library is now more protected from the wind than Fort Knox is from criminals, with a ridiculous FOUR sets of doors installed to keep the library isolated. A new set of library doors was installed over summer, making students have to walk through three sets of doors and a turnstile before entering the library.

Vision contacted the University to ask how much this set of doors, which some students labelled as “unnecessary”, cost, and they told us that they didn’t know.

One student said: “It’s probably to stop us smoking. Every time they build a new set of doors, they take up more of the precious smoking area.

“We need our fag breaks, uni, otherwise we will fail our exams. These doors are unnecessary and I for one am going to stage a boycott.”