Comments on: Sports Team’s Fancy Dress Rampage

By: Sharon

Sharon — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 19:34:10 +0000

Eamonn, Efe is more of a man than you could ever be, he gives me free pepsi and often allows me to pay next time if I am short on cash. You, on the other hand, strut around campus with your cocksure stride and musky odours, making snide comments about the ugly and the poor. Leave us in peace, our time has past.

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By: Eamonn Geoghegan

Eamonn Geoghegan — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:02:02 +0000

Where’s a flipping Geoghegan impersonator when you need one?!
I’M THE SUPERIOR BEING.

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By: Mark Lund

Mark Lund — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 18:00:55 +0000

The above comment was not from me – I am the real Mark Lund and the real Mark Lund (me) blames the entire raucous on Goodricke bloody netball; the horny bunch of Sharons that they are. I think that whoevever wrote in under my name is a disgrace and, assuming that I will eventually solve this crime, rest assured that the sick ‘Lundy’ impersonator shall be eliminated.
I am Mark Lund, heed my words.

Yours sincerely, Mark Lund.

(Moderator: This might not be Mark Lund)

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By: Samuel Marcus Hunt

Samuel Marcus Hunt — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:24:08 +0000

JOSH STANNACK!!! I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED HIM!!! IN YORK UNI??? OOOHH MMMMMYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! I HEART JOSH STANNACK.

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By: Efe

Efe — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 16:58:13 +0000

I have Sharon. I gave her a free pepsi and she fell for me. We have eloped to my yacht moored in Whitby bay. If you want her Geoghegan, you’ll fight for her like a man.

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By: Xai Chung Pearson

Xai Chung Pearson — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:41:12 +0000

O.M.G I heard Josh Stannack was there???!

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By: Jeremy Kyle

Jeremy Kyle — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:06:06 +0000

I think the real loser in this situation is the bastard offspring of Pearson and Sharon. Whilst he jaunts around on benefits the little muscly plastic baby is left without the support it needs. My researchers tell me that this ‘woman’ was seen in the Charles having cups inserted into her orifices by a cohort of drunks. Hardly motherly material. I think the moral of this story is that people like Pearson should learn to put something on the end of it. Now go and get a job you muscly little so and so.

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By: Gagging for it

Gagging for it — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:58:36 +0000

“If you gave that one a few pints, I bet her clothes would fall right off for me…she’s gagging for it” – No one actually said this, did they? And that second picture is the same one from 8 months ago. I remember because 8 months ago I remarked, ‘That lad Josh sure knows how to lunge provocatively towards security staff’.

All in all, this article is almost as infactual as the ‘Halifax 2-1 Vanbrugh’ report on that game that finished 4-0 to Halifax.

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By: Sharon de Border

Sharon de Border — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 14:01:01 +0000

It certainly wasn’t a football social because I was there, and I ain’t no ruddy footballer – I’m Sharon. From what I gathered, a few lads were in the library trying to finish some art homework – they had to draw a nice picture – and were just there asking to borrow pencils. Then Harry Pearson took me away and did nasty things to me. I think he was drunk on freshly gained power. I kind of enjoyed it though. I liked the feel of his muscular green fingers. He let me down the morning after though – literally.

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By: Rigabert Song

Rigabert Song — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 13:44:43 +0000

i killed a man with a trident

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