Eurovision – The Liveblog

Come Saturday, 8pm, the York Vision Eurovision Liveblog will be in full swing.

by Scott Bryan 28 May 2010, 12:31 GMT

23.21

Oh and by David Laws. SEE YA SEE YA DON’T WANNA BE YA

23.20

Whilst this song plays for the final time…

Thank you to Tom McDer for allowing me to do this, thanks for our lovely web-editors for fixing all my mistakes and the webmaster for fixing everything too. Thanks especially to all of your commentary that you have given along the way. In hindsight, doing a blog to such a hectic event has been much much more complicated than what I was anticipating. It has certainly been confusing in hindsight to understand a lot of the gags that I had written when so much of it was context dependent, so I apologise in advance in case you see this tomorrow and you think most of this is shit.

Liveblogging has been a treat to do at YorkVision, and one of the things I will miss most when I le……

THE EUROVISION ANTHEM. STAND STAND STAND STAND!!!!!!!!!

Take care. See you soon.

Scott
TV Editor

23.17

Until the Eurovision Dance Contest…

23.16

CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR SUPREME EDITOR TOM MCDERMOTT FOR WINNING.

FIX!
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23.15

“Do you have anything you want to say to your family and friends”.

Errrr………. no.

23.14

And the winning trophy is as gash as usual.

23.13

Overall: The winner was shit.

23.13

One year they actually lost the winners and I loved it that the cameras were following them around for roughly half an hour.

23.13

Just in case, like me, you’ve forgotten the top three songs, here are the videos to remind you:

1st Place: Germany

2nd Place: Turkey

3rd Place: Romania

23.12

what? Well now that is an improvement.

23.12

And now the ten minutes of pandamonium when they all kiss and hug each other than walk downstairs, frequently mixed in with the audience to obviously fill in time. I love this bit, despite them changing the rest they can really really not fix this.

23.10

IT IS THE LAST COUNTRY. OH MY GOD THAT WAS SO PAINFUL

23.10

And we are in laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssttttt ppllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccceee

Where is Andrew Lloyd Weber when you need him?

23.07

@jimnorton I have met Scott Mills. Very very orange in person. I was flustered when I talked to him so all we could talk about was about how we are both from Southampton and how we have both visited the same shoping centre.

23.06

I just can’t wait for this to be over. Another ten countries.

Lets just say that this will happen:
Clap Clap.
Germany wins.
They come down a monumentous flight of stairs.
They yell that they love you.
They pick up gong that looks like awful.
Then they sing their final song whilst bursting into tears.
Tonnes of confetti will rein from the roof.
Everyone will applaud.
Millions of names will appear from the ceiling.
Till next year.

23.02

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH US??????

23.02

12 POINTS TO MOLDOVA PLEASE

23.02

Well a nice shade of orange Scott Mills is too.

23.01

SCOTT MILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23.00

Results from Switzerland:
Thanks to votes from Ireland, we are now second. Actual fuck. We are actually fucked.

23.00

From this point onwards, when we know that Germany is going to be winning, why are we bothering.

But Russia BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

22.59

Results from Belarus

FITTIE OF THE NIGHT!!

22.57

Results from Cyprus:
Live from an airport. Well they do not have that much space.

22.56

Results from Norway
We are 3rd from bottom. LIKE A PHOENIX RISING FROM THE FLAMES.

22.55

Results from Malta:
Presented by a woman seemingly wearing what appears to be some curtains from Kath Kidston.

22.54

Results from Latvia:
“I still remember my experience from 5 years ago.” WE DON’T GIVE A TOSS.

22.53

Results from Ukraine:
Okay I take it that the men like the results coming from the Ukraine. Or the woman giving the results from the Ukraine.

22.50

I hate it that Kate Nashy type lalala woman is winning. It disgusts me.

22.49

Twitter

akaidraig #eurovision Anyone notice the presenter looks like she’s about to start ironing on that table?! #eurovison

22.48

I love the talks with the runners-up. They have to talk to them and act like they may win but they really really really are screwed.

22.47

Comment Update

Dave Williams: is disappointed. The Ukraine’s entry this year wasn’t performed by a man in a silver space-suit, with melons stuffed down it. Oh, and the French performance wasn’t helium-assisted either :-(

22.46

Twitter Sensitivity Update

jonerlanc: speak english you french dicks. no one wants your language so get over it. #eurovison #esc2010

What a liberal twitter community we have.

22.46

Comment Update

well moldova aren’t going to win. forgot how utterly disgustingly political eurovision is.

I think nearly all of us here share your pain.

22.45

Germany has nailed this. Let’s all watch Babestation.

22.44

Twitter Watch

TheYoungPunx: Good 2 see the UK policy of pairing a songwriter who last had his finger on the pulse 20 yrs ago w/ an amateur singer paying off #eurovison

22.43

Twitter Watch

jonerlanc: why isn’t vatican city performing? i hear the pope does a cracking rendition of ‘danny boy’ #eurovison #esc2010

22.42

HAHAHAHA… Cyprus: 3rd to bottom, and 12 votes from your neighbour Greece.

I bloody love this.

22.41

Greece Results: A man who is obviously dealing with the ongoing eurozone crisis is giving the figures from Greece.

22.39

Third from bottom. THIS IS WHERE OUR FIGHTBACK BEGINS

22.38

Person who gives out the results watch
Jim Norton: Bloody love the guy from Estonia, why didn’t he enter?!

Because he is a git.

22.36

Here are the winners so far just to refresh your memory (with the short review I gave).
WinningGermany: Loo Break
SecondTurkey: MUST YELL
ThirdGreece: Weird Gay Nightclub.

Hope that helps. Cos it really doesn’t help me.

22.32

Is it me or have we forgotten half of the overall contestants already? Every time they hold up a flag I am like “what did they sing? / what are they doing? / why are they ahead?”

22.30

Greece, the weird gay nightclub has taken the hold from Jason Mraz.

22.29

I love it when they pass over to the Eastern European countries when the men look deadly deadly serious and speak deadly deadly pervy

22.28

The Jason Mraz man has been taking the lead so far.

22.28

The background from Germany are weirdly enacting the theme tune to Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes. What the fuck is going on?

22.26

Okay Ireland has given us 4 points. I think we can now accept by country number two that we aren’t going to win.

22.25

NEWS:
Scott Mills is doing the UK Results. Yes that’s right.

22.24

I love this element. They have the aujudicator who can see the result and knows who win… but we won’t.

FOR ANOTHER 45 MINUTES.

I love democracy. Everyone is accountable.

22.23

Okay now to turn to every single bloody country within the country.

BUT FIRST…
Let us introduce with an ultimately gash minute sequence that isn’t funny and makes no sense.

22.22

Okay enough now with all your favourites, it is time now for you guys to predict who you think is going to win.

From what you have seen so far, who is going to get the shitty architectual European gong?

22.20

This audience thing goes from very cool, to very sad, to very cool, to very sad almost instantaneously. They go to thousands of members in the audience participating and acting like mad, then they cut to what seems to be a living room in Dorking with someone old shaking their bottom like a tailfeather.

22.18

Seriously… finish this.

22.17

Okay actually all that the audience achieved is putting their hands up, not much else. I take that back. Watch the link below as it is much much better.

22.16

Okay I actually take that back. This is cool.

22.15

If you want to see a much much much better version of this, with the Black Eye Peas on Oprah, watch this. Trust me, it is amazing.

Oprah Black Eye Peas

22.13

OK this is obviously the filler. But what a filler.

22.12

“Are you the best audience ever?”
Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

“Let me hear you scream as much as you can”.
(distant yelling).

22.11

Here we have with the countdown. And THE HOUR of countdowns begin.
x

22.07

Seriously there is something wrong with the Serbian man’s face.

22.06

I love this prerehearsed gush. YOU’RE ALL WINNERS.

hahahahaha

22.04

I will leave you to make up your own minds.

22.03

25. Denmark. Whaaaatt I knoooooooooooow What I knoooooooooooooooooooooow

22.03

24. Israel. That important song but we have no fucking clue what they are on about.

22.02

23. Portugal. The rejected member of the sugababes.

22.02

22. Germany. Loo break.

22.02

21. Armenia. Vote for those apricots, phowar look at her tits etc etc

22.01

20. Russia. Don’t be silly.

22.01

19. Romania. wooop de woooop

22.01

18. France. Comprehensive bottom workout.

22.01

17. Ukraine. Never should have taken off her mask.

22.00

16. Iceland. Ireland SINGER XXL.

22.00

15. Albania. Crap.

22.00

14. Turkey. MUST YELL.

22.00

13. Georgia. Dance schools.

22.00

12. UK. Good luck. REALLY GOOD LUCK

21.59

11. Greece. Weird gay nightclub.

21.59

10. Ireland. Needed alcohol.

21.59

9. Belarus. Butterflys. Vomit Inducing.

21.58

8. Serbia, Crap.

21.58

7. Belgium. The Jason Mrrrrraaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz./

21.58

6. B&H. Ugly guy who needed to be at the back.

21.58

5. Cyprus. Man with the fringe. Crap.

21.57

4. MOLDOVA NEEDS TO WIN. MOLDOVA NEEDS TO WIN. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

21.57

3. Norway. Rubbish.

21.57

2. Spain. We saw it. We hate it. We have nightmares.

21.57

1. Azerbaijan. Shit opening ballard. We hate it.

21.56

Okay here is my review of every country

21.56

It comes at this point, when we learn the amazing style of european comedy.

21.55

Okay guys… you’re favourites please.

Mine.. Moldova, Armenia.

21.54

Seriously after a song like this I would certainly enter the stage, possibly holding a weapon.

21.54

Spain Comment Watch

Daniel Goddard: FUCK OFF SPAIN

21.53

Wouldn’t it be ironic if someone came on the stage again to interupt the proceedings once again?

21.53

recurring nightmares. recurring nightmares. recurring nightmares. recurring nightmares. recurring nightmares.

21.52

Just in case you weren’t mortified enough the first time, here is that freak show once again.

21.51

ITS SIMPLY RED AGAIN

21.51

I just realised… that this isn’t the end. We have to watch Spain again.

21.50

IN A MOMENT LIKE THHISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS….

21.50

UPLIFT TIMES A BILLION TRILLION.

21.50

In a moment like thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss……………

21.49

“Whan I know whan a know whan I know aaaoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwowooowww
Whan a know whan a know whan I know how to get to yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”

21.48

You can get so much drama from tracing paper now can’t you.

21.48

FINAL SONG.

Denmark now. And it seems as if the main blond character from Green Wing has gone and started a different pursuit

21.47

I cannot get translations as I am watching the BBC feed, but according to Paul “This song is…. weird.”

Well there you have it.

21.45

Israel’s song: I don’t know what he is on about, but I am sure that it is very nice.

21.44

Now this a powerful performace.

Eddie Ferraro as a man who is most likely to speak French, what is he on about?

21.43

Armenia Comment Watch
Rob Stonehouse: fucking apricots.
Followed by John A-H: i want to report this comment because apricots (not canned) are amazing!

21.42

In my theory, not only does portugal not have many neighbours to vote for them because they are surrounded by Spain (so they never win), their songs are crap.

21.41

Armenia Comment Watch:

Andrew Nichols: They were definitely not apricot stones, i can tell you that much.

21.40

Armenia Comment Watch

Sophie Walker: well she was chosen for two massive reasons.

21.40

Germany: Katy Perry, Lily Allen, Kate Nash… lalalalalalalaa this is life… i speak like how life is… blah blah blah

21.39

And I knew I was right. There are many many pervy mens leaving comments below.

21.38

I am back. I didn’t see that much of the Armenia entry apart from realising that men probably like seeing the contours of her breasts.

21.35

Sorry my internet cut out.

21.35

Armenia:

Okay guys if you need an opportunity to make your weekly phone call to your family, this is it.

21.31

THERE IS ONLY FIVE SONGS TO GO (plus Spain for the sixth)

21.31

Well guys that Iceland joke is not going to appease Ryanair customers.

21.30

The backstage bit is always always abysmal. And I love it.

21.30

I think this song will be Lost and Forgotten like Belarus. Remember them? Nope. Neither do I.

Can you believe that we have had twenty songs already. If we keep at this rate thren it seems as if I can beat the traffic.

21.29

Russia won’t win. Next…

21.28

Thanks very much everyone try the veal.

21.27

COMMENT OF THE NIGHT:

Andrew Nichols:
I’d quite like to Romain-in-her.

Hehe

21.26

I don’t think the woman singer can ever sit down. Too much leather. Too much.

21.25

Stonker means bad doesn’t it?

Just in case it isn’t just to emphasise that this song is WELL SHIT.

21.24

And alas Romania has come back with this stonker.

21.23

Comment watch:

Hayden: ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

21.22

Comment Watch:

Eddie Ferraro
Some may laugh, but at least the French have actually made an effort; unlike us…

21.21

This is the only place in the world where you can see body thrusts and fire explosions at the same time.

21.21

Note to Webeditors: Can you approve the comments as they come in please? Some aren’t making it to the screen.

21.20

Words cannot necessarily describe how bad this song is. Swallowing knives? Bath with the toaster?

Although I admit that this is probably the best workout for my bottom I have ever ever seen in my life.

21.19

FRANCE NOW

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

21.19

There is a reason why Evanescene never made it why it fell apart/

21.18

The Ukraine song: In hindsight I wish she left the mask on when she originally came on.

21.16

Ukraine: “Please tell me what is happening?”. No you tell us.

21.15

Comment Watch: Jim Norton
C’MON ICELAND! This is a tune, more than makes up for the banks and volcano. Looks like the singer has swallowed a bit too much ash though!

According to Martin Williams, all the songs are on Spotify already.

Great Jim. In one sentence you have made this whole contest completely pointless.

21.15

21.14

THIS IS UPLIFT NUMBER SIX OR SEVEN AT LEAST.

Jesus Christ.

21.14

UPLIFT

21.12

Is this Ireland again after a trip to KFC?

21.12

Iceland: This is another reason to REALLY REALLY REALLY hate Iceland

21.10

Sadly.. this song is better than Britain.

21.10

Sorry if your comments are taking a little bit of time to come through. I can read them still, and they will appear here soon.

*Traffic Jam*

21.09

Comment watch: “Trash gash metal ash never wins.”

What about: Hallelujah!

Now THAT was on purpose shit. I was so shit and OTT I won. ARGUMENT EFFECTIVE.

21.08

“Hullo. Hullo. Is my mic on”.

21.07

ALBANIA. This looks like a mental dentist.

21.07

Trash gash metal ash never wins.

Although remember that time about ten years ago when the Russians unexpectadely climbed the scaffolding? That was cool.

21.05

THIS SONG IS SO UNBELIEVEABLY SHIT

21.05

Nirvana watch out.

21.04

Now Turkey

21.02

Let me know your favourite so far. Moldova has got it for me.

21.01

Once this band loses… they can open their own network of gyms.

21.01

Crap pornography.

21.01

This looks very much like pornography.

20.59

Next song: Georgia chosen by Regan

20.58

Graham Norton: “I lie like a rug.”

20.58

But Graham. You just spoke. So why are you speaking. I am hearing his thoughts.

20.57

Some countries have people doing stunning acrobatics, we have two twerps who can barely make a handstand

20.56

“You bring the sunshine. I’ll bring the fun times.”

*immediately vomits dinner*

20.55

“Anything is possible.” Like Pete Waterman’s lyric writing ability.

20.55

Dwarfs in boxes. Welcome to Britain.

20.54

TBH… This is shit. But it is OUR shit.

20.54

Whenever the presenter talks about the staging when announcing the UK entry you know that it only spells defeat

20.53

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

20.53

Picks up phone

20.52

My advice: Never go to a gay club in Greece. This is what I have learnt from this song.

20.51

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAA

20.51

RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

20.51

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

20.51

Please can someone provide a translation

20.50

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

20.50

OHOHOHHHOHOHOHH

20.50

OOWOWW

20.50

THIS IS IT.

20.50

11. Greece. Chosen by Paul V.

20.49

Its a standing of ovation because everyone is heading to the toliet.

20.49

UPLIFT FOR IRELAND

The fifth uplift out of ten songs so far.

20.48

This is an advert for Ireland.

All they need is the cast of Bally K and LIFE IS COMPLETE

20.47

Oh Ireland you disappoint.

20.46

Look into the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes but into the eyes.

20.46

10. Ireland. Chosen by Andrew N

20.46

No this needs LINEDANCING

20.45

Comment Watch
I like to think rather than hiring a group of people to run around an iconic location in each country, they have got a minibus and driven a specially trained ‘crowd’ of 50 people to each capital city in turn, complete with flags and other appropriate stuff for each country.

I don’t know why I like to think that, I just do.

Gap yah?

20.45

WHERE IS THAT BLOODY EXTRACTOR FAN?

20.44

Comment watch:
Tom Hobohm: Note to self: visit Moldova.

20.44

Popstar Darius has gone abroad I see

20.43

This song:

This is like butterflys hitting an extractor fan.

20.42

Belarus: Crap

20.41

Bigger than the Olympics, this is.

INTELLIGENCE FAIL.

20.41

Sorry what happened to Spain?

20.40

Graham Norton: It wasn’t longer, it felt longer.

20.40

This song:

Strangley addicting, but so is crystal meth.

20.40

Lyric Watch:
ererererere ayayayayayay yyyyyyyyyyyyAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAYAYAAYAY ayayayayay yay YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAA

20.39

This song:

Strangley addicting, but so is crystal meth.

20.39

Lyric Watch:
ererererere ayayayayayay yyyyyyyyyyyyAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAYAYAAYAY ayayayayay yay YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAA

20.38

And this is kids, why you should never have plastic surgery

20.38

Where is his face?

20.37

Well that was a seamless transition of music style to Serbia

20.35

I tried to find a pun with mrazzz and ass.

20.35

This ain’t that bad, the audience love it.

Jason Mrazz you azzzz is uppppp

20.35

Lavatory break for the audience

20.33

Next Belgium: Peter Howes supported this BIATCH

20.32

Comment watch:

Moldova the favourite on Twitterwatch so far: http://www.tomscott.com/eurovision/

20.32

Technically for this song the backing singers should have been at the front and the guy at the back, way at the back.

20.31

Okay I won’t use the bold again. I have just screwed up the liveblog again when I spilt my rice all over the keyboard

20.30

Muse watch out

20.30

*Opening the gin*

20.29

Can someone text York Vision to our Graham please?

20.29

Jon Raymond Cook: Bosnia and Herzezrzrzrzzeeegegeeggovina

20.28

I have just gone to the toliet. I really don’t think I have missed anything.

#forgettablesong number 1

20.26

I think every man has got a better belly here than that man from Cyprus who revealed his. WHAT A GIT.

20.25

I actually got excited when he said Wales. I actually thought Wales was it

20.25

This is the only song that contains items from Ikea worn as an outfit

20.24

Comments: Daniel Goddard: Moldova FTW

20.23

I dont think the man has a girlfriend

20.22

This is what death feels like

20.22

OMFG

20.21

3. Moldova. Chosen by: Jenny McClarney

20.21

If he was a tablet I would give him a pharmacy

20.20

UPLIFT

Uplift count of the evening so far: x4

20.20

nausea

20.19

“I watch you at night”

20.19

On the dishy level, I would wash him up.

20.18

3. Norway. Chosen by somebody somewhere

20.17

Trust me those screens with the webcams are BOUND to get seedier by the time they get to England.

PHOWAR…. Chatroulette

20.17

That ending bit was deffo out of tune

20.17

WHEN WILL THIS PIECE OF UTTER UTTER CRAP END

20.16

THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE FROM SIMPLY RED.

ONE IS GOOD.
ONE IS EVI.

THEY BOTH MUST BE DESTROYED

20.16

Haha all of the dances just raped each other from behind

20.15

This is why I have not gone to Europe for three years

20.15

3 years at Rada and I am officially a shit clown performing a crap song

20.14

2. Spain. Chosen by Stephen Holcroft

Two words. Fuck me.

20.14

OH MY GOD ITS SIMPLY RED

20.13

They have started the show in the best way eurovision does:

Dramatic backflips
Powerful empty ballard
Random geeza doing backflips
Violins that aren’t playing

20.13

“I don’t want to be lost, and be lost with myself”

20.12

So that is what the guy from Boyzone with the slight beard is doing now

20.11

“You smell like lipstick”

20.11

Azerbaijan: Chosen by Ali G

Haha you have gone for the B-Grade P!nk

20.10

Just to inform you I have not listened to a single song, so I will equally be as disgusted as you when I hear them.

20.09

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20.09

BUT I HOPE THAT THIS YEAR IT REMAINS.

Remember the CRAZY CRAZY thing with swimming pools last year.

20.08

But I love the 15 minutes of interpretative dance they do when the phones are open.

20.08

OK let us judge the judges. I think they might have some super chemistry as the night as coming along

20.07

BECAUSE WE FUCKING PAID FOR IT.

Thats why we are in the final woo woo

20.06

I always love it that in a sea of flags you see about 3 British. Bless them.

20.05

HE REALLY NEEDS TO FIX THOSE VIOLIN STRINGS

20.05

Haha… no-one can hear the bloody audience

20.05

I do think last winner made a pretty hot record.

I mean I am never going to write for Rolling Stone

20.04

This opening has officially arrived.

20.00

I think this opening bit might be a bit of crap

20.00

OF EUROVISIONYNESS

20.00

ALL RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

20.00

This is on the BBC HD Channel? Really. You want to see this with glitter

19.56

I NEED MY DINNER

19.54

Thnaks very much for the sweepstakes. I am just updating them now.

19.54

Sorry for the silence…

I AM WAITING FOR A CURRY.

So far I have been so desperate I have been dipping some lettuce in the fridge into a pot of curry paste. This is my life.

17.26

Feel free to continue to suggest countries and suggest your friends to fill it up too. Hopefully we can crack on with them all filled in to RAISE THE SUSPENSE SOMEWHAT MORE

17.25

If you have an EPSON PRINTER ON STANDBY then crank this amazing pdf file out

http://www.bbc.co.uk/eurovision/pdfs/party/eurovision_ispy.pdf

20.30

Hello. Scott Bryan here.

As a warm-up the event we are doing some Vision Sweepstakes. Comment below with the country you intend to win, and it will be added to the list below. The country that wins may receive a prize. I say ‘may’. I haven’t checked my bank balance all week.

Just comment below the country you want. Only one country per person please, but more than one person can go for one country.

Azerbaijan -
Spain
Norway
Moldova
Cyprus
Bosnia & Herzegovina
Belgium
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