Mystic Markes: discover your future…

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ARIES 21 Mar-19 Apr 

People under Aries have got a fiery year ahead with a forecast of improved health and greater occupation opportunities. This can probably only be a good thing after a somewhat negative Vision article on Unity health. If you’re aiming for more than you’re current rate on the door of D-bar, 2016 is your time.

TAURUS 20 Apr-20 May

Watch out for at least the first six months of 2016 as Taurus people get testy with the opposition of Mars. Close relationships may suffer but if you’re a friend or more to a Taurus, keep it together and the storm will be weathered by October. Valentines Day may not be Cupid’s best work but come winter and life will be brighter. 

GEMINI 21 May-20 Jun

Geminis have to brace themselves against opposition from Saturn, keep compromise in mind and close relationships will be sustained. You’re thought to be working hard, so don’t sweat your impending exams, those late night library Yik Yaks aren’t for you.

CANCER 21 Jun -22 Jul

Cancers are going to be very optimistic throughout the oncoming year, so don’t trust the Cancer that says you do Hemingway better than Hemingway before a 10am deadline and after an all nighter at Fibbers. They’re also bound to want to keep you up while 2016 is their forecast of flirtatiousness.

LEO 23 Jul-22 Aug 

Who needs a student loan when you’re a Leo in 2016, money is coming your way, although so are responsibilities with children so lets hope you’re studying Education. However, if you are to welcome someone new to the world, love affairs are thought to be longer than a night, so you’re in luck in the relationship department.

VIRGO 23 Aug-22 Sep

Jupiter is in support of Virgo at the beginning of 2016, an occurrence that only happens every 12 years so use the planetary power wisely. Mars is also firing Virgos up, ensuring their effectiveness in communication and in representing other people’s opinions. Debate Society’s newest member?

LIBRA 23 Sep-23 Oc

Libras are ruled by Venus, the goddess of beauty, and 2016 is the year where they’ll showcase that penchant for collecting weird and wonderful objects. Astrologer Georgia Nicols predicts that 85% of Libras are either going to move house or jobs around 2016, although its uncertain whether she factored in the ineffectiveness of flooding defences.

SCORPIO 24 Oct-21 Nov

Mars is firing Scorpios up for six months in 2016, providing excess energy and increasing sporting prowess. Unfortunately, it is thought that Mars doesn’t discriminate between York and Durham in time for Varsity. If you’re a fresher and haven’t found your people yet, do not fear as 2016 is your year for social cheer.

SAGITTARIUS 22 Nov-21 Dec

2015 was the beginning of a new 30 year cycle for Sagittarians so 2016 is still a time to remake yourself. Chop off those locks, throw out those Uggs and buy some Docs, you can fool anyone away from home. Jupiter will help improve your reputation although watch out for someone trying to pull you down from that pedestal.

CAPRICORN 22 Dec-19 Jan

Whilst things may be rocky with a particular friend, that cloud will disappear as you embark on self-improvement; whether that’s the unfulfilled intention of going to one of your LFA sessions or setting that alarm, it’s the thought that counts.

AQUARIUS 20 Jan-19 Feb

2016 is a great year for the ambitious Aquarius. Like a Leo, money is meant to be making its way to you. If as a mature student, you are lucky enough to need a mortgage, 2016 is your best bet. You are also becoming increasingly eco-minded, your annoyance at the lack of last terms library printing points is dissipating, although this does not counteract global warming anxiety.

PISCES 20 Feb-20 Mar 

Pisces people have the best prospects of all the Zodiac signs; you can basically sit back and relax. The year is yours.